Sex and the City

Crystal and Jenny are fabulous!!!  

I apparently am technologically challenged, ala Carrie in SATC, and cannot determine how to post the pics from last nights outing.

This is the first time in a long, long, long time that I had fun and actually enjoyed myself. Kimmie would have been proud.

SATC--not a spoiler

but how long will I have to refrain from talking "publicly" about the details of the movie. I know it just came out yesterday, and FYI---it was amazing, if you were a fan of the show then you will love, abso-fucking-lutely love the movie. 

Seriously.

But, how long until I don't have to preface every conversation about it with, "did you see It yet?"

Because it will get old after awhile.

just sayin'

and they say that in the movie too. hilarious I tell ya.

Dog farting

OMG, for real?  This dog not only makes the most stinkiest smelliest farts, but they actual make noise. Sounds like the air being let out of a tire. I know, cause she just threw one.

Holy cow, no wonder the cat doesn't want to be near her.  Speaking of the cat, still alive and kicking. Thankfully.

The Three Girls

Ok, I am super excited. Crystal, Jenny and I are going to hang out tomorrow and Friday!!!!!!

house is really funny

Hugh Laurie that is.  he is on Leno talking about banning bottled water.

My biggest pet peeve and has been for YEARS. We are one of the lucky countries to have potable drinking water and we buy it.

seriously.

no wonder our country is so fucked.

Random Thoughts on Daytime TV

It's Memorial day......thanks to the soldiers, etc.  Seriously.

I am not at home during the day, usually. And when I am I usually allow my DD to watch Disney channel. However, she is in her room today and I am in the living room doing chores, etc. Channel surfing.

My random thoughts on daytime tv. Yes, General Hospital is currently on, but watching it live means watching the commercials. I will wait until it DVR's and then watch it.

In the meantime, I realized that OMG, Rachel Ray is FREAKIN' Annoying.  On her 30 minute show, she is mildly annoying. Sometimes even tolerable and cute. However, on her talk show...I seriously threw up a little in my mouth. I had to change the channel. I couldn't watch. 

And when did TLC (The Learning Channel, right?) become reality show central. I mean, they have a family of 8 and follow their day to day. For Christ's sake, get my video camera out, perhaps I am a superstar in the making and I don't even know it.

BBC network is running a Monty Python marathon. Eh, I get and like British humor, but a marathon's worth. Naw, I was looking for you are what you eat. 

And about a bajillion movies all already started, I so hate watching a movie once it's started.

Back to laundry I guess. 

What I learned while walking to the grocery store.

We all know the high price of gas. And we all know that I DO NOT get enough exercise. So I went and bought a granny cart. You know what I am talking about, those wire folding baskets w/two wheels and a handle that little old ladies back in the day used to use to go to the corner market. 

Yea, that.  So I buy this thing, not bothering to do the calculation that I would have to make like 10 trips to the grocery store before the gas savings would kick in. But hey, I bring my own cloth bags to the store so I m totally about reducing my carbon footprint and being environmentally aware. But that is for a different blog.

So, back to today. I wake up and I think, I am going to use my granny cart and walk to the store. Fine. My 4 year old DD says, Mommy, can I go in my stroller. Sure honey, with all the stuff I have been through the last month, I am all about a little one on one with her.

So, I dilly dally around the house, drink coffee, yada yada, and I am ready to go at about 1130am.  I even put sun tan lotion on my new tattoo (another blog too) and off we go. Well, hello , this is South Florida. By the time I get half a block away, the store is about 1 mile away, I am sweating.  Pushing my 40 lb DD in a stroller and dragging the granny cart, which is empty. Oh my, what's it going to be like on the way back.

First off, I imagine it is strange to see a women pushing a stroller and dragging a wire basket cart. And the grocery clerk  was a little pissy with me. That is why I told you to put the cold stuff away, I have a cooler for it to go in. Oh, yea, a Dale Jr NASCAR cooler. Strolling along the hoity toity neighborhood that I live in. Trust me, I live in the "ghetto" of the best neighborhood.  But still....

The way there was ok, the way back brutal.  It is mid-day, oh about 93 degrees, sun bearing down and those typical South Florida thunderstorms were looming. No, I got home before they hit. Thankfully.

So,  you wonder, I have read all this and I still don't know what you learned:

1) Leave the house at 7am or at 7pm. Any other time will be waaaaay to hot, at least until oh, probably November.

2) It is harder to walk when pushing 50lbs of stuff and pulling about 40 lbs of stuff. Just sayin'

3) there is no way in hell I am going to any Disney or Universal or any other kind of theme park until oh, probably November, unless its a water park

4) I still get massive headaches when I overexert myself

5) I really do hate exercise

6) handles give your hands calluses , next time where your work out gloves

7) The 4 year old stays home w/her older brother, no ifs ands or buts about it.

8)I am more of a bitch when I am hot and sweaty. Especially when I am pushing a stroller and pulling a granny cart

9) Think through the Whole trip, and don't buy heavy items

10) There is no sidewalk on the north side of Bonaventure Blvd. Bastards.

Yes, I will walk again. But I definitely learned some things.

Off to put away the groceries.

tattoo peeling

It totally itches. Like a sunburn peeling itching. And I can't itch it.  But oh my does it itch.  

setting up this page

Oh my god. What a pain in the ass. I just want to be able to set up a place where I can go on and on about my various thoughts. 

It looks so plain. Maybe it is just too late, or I am just tired. Either way. I guess I will continue setting this up tomorrow.

*yawn*