At work restrooms

My company owns the entire building that we are in.  I am on the third floor.  Am I the only one who has some public restroom pet peeves??  I mean really, I can't be the only one who feels like this.

For example, if there are 6 stalls in the entire bathroom and it is empty, except for me, WHY MUST YOU CHOOSE THE STALL NEXT TO MINE.  Honestly people.  Do you want to be right next to a person as they relieve themselves. I certainly don't, thus my always choosing the farthest one if possible.

Secondly, don't talk to me once I close the door. Really, pretend that the doors go up to the ceiling. Because I can multi-task, but that is one place I don't want to!!

Third, yes, there are more than two.  Don't take stuff into the stall with you. Unless it's your purse and you are hanging it on the hook. The floor is not an appropriate place for paper, pens, calendars or anything else other than your feet.

Fourth, courtesy flush. Enough said.

And that ladies and gents ends my public bathroom rant.

don't get me started on the talking on the cell phone in the stall.